hellyeahfouryearstrong:

Dan O’Connor
A haiku about getting out of bed

heyfunniest:

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

(Source: thediamondsinlucyssky)

coloredmondays:

februuary:

submarine tea diffuser

The yellow submarine… ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬
  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
zackisontumblr:

“Well, I’ve done all I can do!”